Billboards to Bumper Stickers, New Zealand Style!

During my travels to New Zealand (it was AWESOME, by the way),

there were some funnies along the way:

Upon entering a town:

No Doctor

No Hospital

1 Cemetary

SLOW DOWN.

On Rental Cars:

"Use Caution. 80% of people are caused by accident."

"Alcohol is not the answer, it just makes you forget the question."

Billboards:

"Buckle up, you're an insecure load."

Road signs:

There were more, but frankly, I don't remember. :)